Written by Samantha
We were wondering……………….. you “wouldn’t be caught dead”….. where?
I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead……..
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23 Responses to I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead……..
I wouldn’t be caught dead at any of the dives around my area, they cater to prostitutes and drug addicts.
Any number of places. The first that comes to mind is a monster-truck rally.
In a swimsuit in a public pool.
I agree with Pam but I’ll go even further, in a swimsuit in public ANYWHERE! I don’t even like wearing it in my own backyard with my family around! You should see some of the ‘swimwear’ I’ve bought to wear! ‘So wish that I could get a full coverage swim BODY suit! I’m seriously thinking of getting a wetsuit.
When my sister-in-law and I go to the beach we look more like we are going to an Amish quilting with both of us in long skirts, tee shirts, floppy hats, and umbrellas!
On snow skis.
public bathroom(if I can help it-ew) or a rap concert.
How about a public bathroom AT a rap concert?
I’m not crazy about public bathrooms but I can deal with them if they are relatively clean and have toilet seat covers.
Another place for me: at a flea market. I don’t want other people’s unwanted crap.
I wouldn’t be caught dead at a rap concert let alone a public bathroom there. LOL
Eileen,
That is so funny. I am not sure a wet suit could hide all of my flaws.
Amber,
Welcome to Imperfect Women. I see you have been finding your way around on some of our old posts. Hope to hear more from you.
……….. in a “gentlemen’s” club. I’ve always found that name ridiculously ironic. Where would I look? I would be so uncomfortable I would probably hyperventilate.
A wet suit would not be for me, that would accentuate my flaws if anything!
-A Wal-Mart anytime during the Christmas shopping season.
-A personal or financial self-help seminar.
-Any speed dating event.
Jennie you’re too funny. Nope neither. Ew.
Thanks Pam, I really dig this site.
Spelunking. I have a phobia of tight, dark spaces. Stories about children stuck in a well, coal miners trapped under ground, and earthquake victims under rubble make me short of beath.
Eileen, you have a swimming pool, don’t you? You don’t swim in it? Or do you swim in your Amish-quilting outfit? (Too funny.)
Welcome Amber
In bike shorts that cyclists wear. Not flattering.
in a submarine and jumping out of a airplane!!! Holy freak out!!
A Wrestling event or a boxing event….anything where people are pretending or really beating each other senseless!
Bike shorts is definitely a Yikes kind of moment for me.
in a submarine and jumping out of a airplane!!! Holy freak out!!
Ditto to what Darlene said!
I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead getting a Brazillian bikini wax …again! I think I’m still in shock and that was years ago. Now I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a bikini!
….now that I think about the question a little more, I hope I’m never caught dead….
Anya, speed-dating doesn’t sound that bad to me. I’d probably not seek it out, but it sounds less painful than other “getting to know” you type events. At least it’s quick.
I agree with Ann and Darlene about underground caves and submarines. I would also add my mild phobia at the very thought of being in outer space, however unlikely an event that may be. I don’t think of myself as claustrophobic, but when I think about being some place that I can’t get out of easily, it freaks me out.
I’ll agree with Wendy, too, on boxing and wrestling. Yuck.
at one more Pampered Chef’s home party! Love the food, but I’m just not a planned-party-at-hostess-home kind of gal…. Feeling like you have to order is so uncomfortable.