By Anya

“Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft, where we are hard, cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I arrived with little more than a swimsuit and a stack of books, hoping to unplug for a whole week for the first time in years.” – Katy Hall, Huffington Post Entertainment Editor

Katy Hall was tired. Apparently she had not had a real vacation for “years.” Katy Hall appparently works very very hard. What does she do? Is she a mother to eight children under the age of 10? Does she support anyone but herself? The answer is no. Katy Hall holds a very prestigious job, however. She is the Entertainment Editor of the Huffington Post!!! Wow, am I impressed. What does this entail, I wonder? From what I can tell, the Huffington Post Entertainment section is cobbled together of articles taken from other sources – People magazine, US magazine, AP, etc. There are also blog posts by such intellectual luminaries of our time as handbag designer Tory Burch and Speedracer star Emile Hirsch.

Anyway, back to Katy. Katy was aware that the Gosselin family was renting the house across from her parents because both her mom and dad had sent her numerous emails and pictures to let her know they were there before Katy arrived. You see, the Hall family apparently owns a home on Bald Head. They aren’t like those nouveau riche Gosselins who have the nerve to rent (shudder) a home for a week. Let Katy explain:  “I’ve been visiting my family’s Bald Head home for years. I go to clear my head of pretty much everything but how to prepare the fish each night. I do not go to think about whether and why I care about the Gosselins.” Now, if I wanted to be the type of Gosselin blogger who picks apart every little statement for signs of a lie or subterfuge, I’d ask Katy to clarify her position that she had not had a chance to “unplug for years”, but has also been “visiting my family’s Bald Head home for years.” Since Imperfectwomen.com acknowledges that humans (being imperfect) are prone to inconsistent statements, I’ll let this one go.

So here sits Katy Hall — on one hand, she wants to FINALLY get a chance to unplug, on the other hand, she would like to advance a journalism career that doesn’t seem to be going gangbusters despite attending some very expensive and prestitgious colleges (Princeton and Columbia if her Facebook profile is truthful). By the way, I wonder what her student debt looks like? Do you think it is in the high 100k’s like the Blogging Know-it-All with-Tons-of-Time-on-Her-Hands? Something tells me unlike the Blogging KIAWTOTOHH, Katy doesn’t have to sell web ads to try and whittle her debt down. I think Daddy Hall will take care of it!

Anyway, blah, blah, blah. Katy writes a very mean-spirited and juvenile article. Kate looks “orange.” Kate dared to wear a bikini even though she has c-section scars! The kids were “forced” to fly kites (the injustice, the injustice!). Meanwhile, the people who “belong” at the beach (people like the Hall family) and other monied folks were starting to get annoyed at the commotion that was being caused. Apparently ignoring the fact that if they left the family alone and did not attempt to take pictures, things would likely have been much calmer. Also, I hate to break it to these privileged folks, but Bald Head is a tourist destination in the summer. Funny — locals from San Francisco to Bald Head Island never have anything good to say about tourists, but they sure appreciate the tax revenue they bring!

More snobbery from the locals: “She is not a classy person,” said a woman who had seen Kate, the kids and cameras invade the Bald Head Island Club pool the day before. “Just talking on her phone, ignoring her kids. And that tattoo!”

Note Katy’s careful use of the word “invade.” Hmm, interesting, wouldn’t you say? Finally, after a call to the police about some protected sand dunes being trampled upon, the locals got what they wanted – the Gosselin kids had to stay indoors the next day. As Hall says, the precious sand dunes were “as a good excuse as any to keep them off the beach.”

There are two things I particularly don’t like – snobs and reporters who try and make themself part of the story (unless you have the talent of Hunter S. Thompson and Hall doesn’t). Hall is guilty of both in my opinion.

Think I have been unfair to Katy Hall? Maybe I have. Just remember — I am just using the same tactics that those who write about Kate Gosselin use every day – conjecture, insinuation and a hefty does of malice.

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